Download and Read Cryptofauna Book PDF
ByPatrick Canning
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“To read without reflecting is like eating without digesting.” –Edmund Burke
Synopsis
Working at as a janitor at an insane asylum in rural Idaho has made Jim unsurprisingly suicidal. Before he can go through with the act, one of the more mysterious residents, Oz, equips him a dog and a bag of ash, and strands him in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Jim has been unwittingly inducted into the game known as Cryptofauna, in which players battle one another to influence events around the globe. In order to replace Oz, Jim must complete three bizarre tasks, assemble a Combo (a team to play the game with), and understand the value of a decent pair of socks. Through a whirlwind of newfound friendship, underwater lairs off the coast of Norway, Brazilian orgies, and shapeshifting animals obsessed with hard drugs and AM radio, Jim fights to discover meaning in life while stopping his Cryptofaunan Rival from ending all life on the planet and just being kind of a general dick.
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